as i ponder just exactly why anyone should give my useless self their hard earned money, i started thinking of other ridiculous schemes... such as save toby... but alas, i have no cute little rabbit to threaten to make tasty stew of... then the big lebowski comes to mind... perhaps i could paint a toenail turquoise, complete with picture of clever about to descend? if i tried i could probably make a grilled cheese with the virgin mary, or belatedly virgin, depending on preference...